What can you do with a kitten?? Well, you can carry him around in a bucket of course! Bucket o kitten. Should come with a drink and fries. . . but look at those faces. Better than a happy meal for making them smile. Should I add we do not, nor have we ever eaten a kitten? Ok, so Moriah DID lick his ear. When I asked why she licked kitty's ear, she said, (in a very serious voice) "HE licked ME first!"