Hit and Run, or WET and run!

I have been the unsuspecting victim of a wet and run, What is that? Well that, is when you wake up in the middle of the night and realize yor pajamas are wet. You groggily wonder if YOU wet the bed. When you fully come awake, you realize your jammies are soaked on the side and it is your top. So you discover it was not yourself(with some relief I might add). But there is no little body next to you. So you mutter and get up to change. The little one in question has happily changed and gone back to bed. Husband snores loudly on his dry side. So, you realize you have been a victim of a Wet and run and NOBODY cares. lol So you mutter something again, and go to the sofa for the rest of the night. (which by the way is pretty darn cozy.) But I did think there goes that last shred of dignity. I wondered when it would be eliminated.